Proof Of Pastafarianism

Many atheists like to claim that one thing that would convince them of God is a religious prediction or theory that couldn’t have been explained logically at the time of conception, becoming scientific truth. I am happy to announce that today, such a miracle occurred. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has always supported the theory that the decline in Pirates has led to Global Warming. Pastafarianism’s greatest prophet Bobby Henderson has always used the evidence to claim this:

However, people have often claimed that this evidence is ridiculous as it only shows one side of the theory. No data has been recorded that shows a decreasing temperature caused by an increase in Pirates. That is, until today.

Statistics gained from Google, a recent hailed prophet of Pastafarianism itself show that this is indeed the case:

Anyone can see the clear correlation between the amount of Global Warming, and the amount of Pirates. This is definitive proof that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is our lord and master, and creating the entire world, the mountains, the trees, and the midget. I expect all non-believers of the FSM to convert upon seeing his divine noodliness.

If you are still having blasphemous thoughts, look no further that the original revealing article, which includes more proof from both CNN and the BBC. If you are truly ready to be Pastafarian, head over to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and become saved!

May his noodley appendage touch you all.

RAmen