Blasphemy Sandwich
CapnOAwesome shows us how to make a sandwich that can only be enjoyed by people who don’t follow the doctrines of Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, or Hinduism. If you are an atheist, you can enjoy this sandwich!
If anyone wants the ingredients, there they are:
- French Bread (because France is a very secular country)
- Alcohol (for drinking whilst you cook, but it’s also forbidden by Islam)
- Bacon (forbidden by Islam, Judaism, and Buddhism)
- Cheese (when used with meat this is forbidden by Judaism)
- Beef (forbidden by Hinduism and Buddhism)
Finally write “Fuck Jesus” or some other sort of blasphemy against Jesus on the sandwich using mustard or mayo, and you’ve offended Christianity :D
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Buddhists can eat anything they want, have pre-marital sex, get drunk, and do drugs it is all okay.
Actually, most Eastern Buddhists refrain from eating meat of any kind and are strict vegetarians. Whilst it’s not strictly against any religious law, the eating of meat is frowned upon.
In other types of Buddhism of course meat is allowed completely.
If you want to do something to offend Christianity with that sandwich just put some meat on it, roast beef?, and eat it on a Friday during lent. I always make sure to eat a steak or a burger on Fridays during lent.
You forgot to put SHRIMP on it because the bible says not to eat shellfish.