God Is An Atheist
Ever wonder if Christians and the like would act more rationally if they realised the ultimate truth…that God is an atheist. How did I deduct this?
Assumption 1
There is a God who created the entire universe.
Definition 1
An atheist is someone with “the absence of belief in deities”.
Assumption 2
Going by the beliefs of the major religions in the world, there is only one God.
Definition 2
A belief without justification is not knowledge.
A belief is knowledge if the belief is true, and if the believer has a justification for believing it is true.
Conclusion 1
Going by A1 and A2, we can conclude that such a God would be intelligent enough to create everything on his own. He would have sufficient intelligence to realise his own existence.
Conclusion 2
By D1 and C1, we can conclude that God is aware of no other God’s, and so has an absence of belief in deities other than himself.
Conclusion 3
By D2 and C2, we can conclude that God knows he exists since he believes himself to be true, and holds his creation as the evidence and justification to support his belief. His belief is knowledge.
Final Conclusion
By C3 and D1, we can conclude that knowledge is the absense of unjustified belief. Therefore, God is an atheist.
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C2 comes from A2 alone. If there is only one god, it stands to follow that such a god also would only justifiably believe in one god.
Your final conclusion is incorrect. D1 states that an atheist does not believe in deities, and yet C1, C2, and C3 clearly show that god believes in a deity (himself). If you’re going to play plurality games, don’t. That’s sloppy logic.
Hehe, this entire thing was a joke you do realise. If theists can use sloppy logic to try and provoke me to believe in God (Pascal’s wager for example) then I hold that I can do the exact same thing to them!
Also, in C1, C2, and C3 the “belief” is knowledge since he has justifiable evidence for his existence…but maybe you didn’t read that part.
Better to stick to the truth than to sink to their level.
Better to have a sense of humour than to live your entire life taking everything you see on the internet seriously…
If you really must know, I got the idea from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. They have a section where they “prove” the FSM exists using “logical” statements, I simply parodied the parody.
Come now, Mr. Hayter. You should know by now that the internet is serious business. Shame on you for your usage of poorly constructed titles which render your audience confused in regard to your comedic intent.
Perhaps the addition of some lulz will sooth the savage Poe.
Hmmmm…perhaps a lolcat with a halo? Add a few links to Rick Astley, as well as some videos from Fark? Perfection :D
Hehe, perhaps http://azahar.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/lolcat-faith-heealer.jpg or http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7540/607pxlolannunciationug6.jpg would be appropriate. In other news, I believe I missed an ‘e’. Curses.