Comments on: I Kidnapped Jesus

By: Dominique

Dominique — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 03:39:34 +0000

A few weeks ago I started my Eucharist desecration video serie. Take a look an give me comments on youtube (search for fsmdude on youtube or Eucharist desecration).

By example, this week I’ve smoked a consecrated wafer with a bong (video will be added soon), and fed it to ducks.

By: Tedster

Tedster — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 05:18:39 +0000

I wonder if they ever spread cheese or some other condiment on one of those wafers.

Oh yeah, about the posting about positive views. It is funny that I always noticed that Christians think that it is more important to be positive than it is to demonstrate reality.

By: Eucharist Miracles Explained - The Atheist Blogger

Eucharist Miracles Explained - The Atheist Blogger — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 14:58:53 +0000

[...] If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!Looking over my stats, I found a few visitors coming in from a HaloScan comments page. Incidently, does anyone know how to find the original blog from this comments page? Judging by the comments it’s probably some deeply ignorant Christian blog. Anyway, I’d got some hits off that for my copy-cat wafer stealing event. [...]

By: Adrian Hayter

Adrian Hayter — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 02:08:49 +0000

“If you are so unimpressed with Christianity, why do you even bother?”

It’s because I’m unimpressed with Christianity that I did this in the first place. Surely their all powerful God would smite me down for taking part of his son???

“Why not come up with a positive world-view instead of one that amounts to committing hateful acts against Christians?”

That’s not how the new atheist game is played. We have been quiet for far too long, and the new atheist movement has brought literally thousands of people out to fight against religion.

Also, just because I have a commitment to no God doesn’t mean I don’t have other commitments. I have commitments against slavery and for freedom, things religion is against.

By: trp

trp — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:46:57 +0000

Wow that’s courageous but unimpressive. Christians tend not to react to these sorts of contemptuous acts with violence. Want to do something that actually requires some cojones? Desecrate a Koran, take pictures, and advertise your name and address. Now that would really prove your commitment to…wait, what was it again…right…your commitment to nothing. If you are so unimpressed with Christianity, why do you even bother? Why not come up with a positive world-view instead of one that amounts to commiting hateful acts against Christians? Or are you like the Nazi who hates Jews but just can’t stop obsessing about them?

By: Lil' Drummer Bwoi

Lil' Drummer Bwoi — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:01:49 +0000

You must have heard of the game they play in public schools over here in Blighty (and a rather good, filmable, extremely disrespectful thing you could do with said wafer)?

Anyhoo, what you do (on camera, of course, so the results can be posted on-line) is surround said wafer with exited gentlemen. Have gentlemen excite themselves further. The last one to, ahem, ‘finish’ loses, thus eats the, now somewhat soggy, wafer.

Great no?! You can even post it easy peasy using a blogspot account (youtube tend to frown on multiple cum shots), thus allowing all of us to join in the fun! hurrah!!!

By: Moth

Moth — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 10:57:24 +0000

I was an alterboy when I was a kid and use to love stealing and scoffing on these communion wafer thingies. They used to melt in your mouth. Tasteless but kinda funky.

By: Adrian Hayter

Adrian Hayter — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:57:01 +0000

My next mission is to get a wafer from a Catholic Church, don’t worry! Although Salisbury Cathedral do believe in transubstantiation so at least some people think I have Jesus :)

By: db0

db0 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:53:16 +0000

I think they may try to get out of persecuting you as much because the church you got it from is not “True Christian” and thus cannot turn the cracker into “Real Jesus”.

Good attempt though.

By: DaveS

DaveS — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:11:18 +0000

i wonder if you could find an online provider of communion wafers and buy them in bulk.

There are lots of places. Search for ‘communion hosts’ and you’ll find them. Also, simply going into a church and asking for one “out of curiosty” will likely get you one as well.