How Many Ways Can You Desecrate The Eucharist?

I can personally think of about…7 different ways off the top of my head before I start getting bored and have to go play video games. A Canadian YouTube user who goes by the name fsmdude (his noodliness be praised) is trying to find out just that. So far, his video series has seen 20 desecrations, including

  • Desecration by Frying Pan (plus whipped cream for a tasty fried snack)
  • Desecration by Toilet
  • Desecration by Glue-gun
  • Desecration by Magnifying glass (plus the good ol’ Sun)

My personal favourite (because it is  so cute) is video #15, Desecration by Groundhog:

Great work, PZ Myers would be proud!

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  1. August 23rd, 2008 at 14:26 | #1

    bit disappointed, groundhog didn’t seem overly interested. Then again perhaps groundhogs don’t like the taste of jeebus?

  2. August 23rd, 2008 at 16:16 | #2

    I like the frying pan one better. Maybe Jesus wants to get freaky with some whip cream.

  3. August 24th, 2008 at 04:43 | #3

    Hahah…awesome video!!!
    That groundhog is SAVED!!

    Kudos for a great site.

  4. August 24th, 2008 at 07:17 | #4

    Uploaded 8 videos (I’m gone for the week). Check #25 to see me smoking a consecrated wafer with a bong.

  5. August 26th, 2008 at 00:29 | #5

    “Desecration by Toilet” is kinda pointless. I mean, given the biology of the whole affair, that’s where it ends up every time anyway…

  6. TruthRules
    October 6th, 2008 at 04:04 | #6

    Have all the fun you want NOW! One day you will be face to face with God. Just ask atheist Howard Storm who is now a Christian Reverend about his own experience. My heart truly weeps for your lack of faith and love!

  7. October 6th, 2008 at 04:10 | #7

    Have all the fun you want NOW!

    Thanks, I will.

    Just ask atheist Howard Storm who is now a Christian Reverend about his own experience.

    People have experiences all the time and they do little to provide decent arguing points. There are more people becoming atheists than atheists becoming theists in the world, but I wouldn’t use that to argue for atheism. I think the argument there speaks for itself.

    My heart truly weeps for your lack of faith and love!

    Who said I didn’t love? I love plenty of people…

  8. Patty
    October 6th, 2008 at 04:17 | #8

    How strange – why all the bother to desecrate something you supposedly don’t believe in. “Methinks thou dost protest too much”. …. Anyway, the fact you don’t believe of course doesn’t negate the truth. And such a cavalier attitude about your eternity.

  9. October 6th, 2008 at 04:25 | #9

    why all the bother to desecrate something you supposedly don’t believe in

    Don’t get me wrong, I do believe in the existence of communion wafers. I just don’t believe they are the body of Jesus. So I am entitled to desecrate whatever I want really :)

    And such a cavalier attitude about your eternity.

    Prove to me there is an eternity I should be caring about and I might change it.

  10. Clint
    January 28th, 2009 at 20:24 | #10

    Put it in a condom and use it for safe sex sodomy!

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