The Atheist Blogger

Whether you say “Merry Christmas”, “Happy Holidays”, or even “Happy Winter Solstice”, I wish you all the best for the day and the rest of the year. Whatever you plan to do today, whether habitually religious or full of militant secularism, I hope you have fun and get completely wasted (just don’t throw up your Xmas dinner!).

The only thing left to do, is wish you all a very Happy Jewish Zombie Birthday!

-Adrian Hayter