Creationism Caption Competition #1 – Results
Last week I held a competition to find the best caption for a creationist photo.I got plenty of entries, which either means people loved the concept or they didn’t mind having no prize (unless a graffitied copy of Ray Comfort’s latest book counts as a prize). I’m still open to prize suggestions that can fit in with a student budget, and I want to continue this competition as it’s great fun watching people come up with captions for creationists and their silly antics.
Anyway, here are the top 5 best captions as selected by me:
5.
Losing… Grip… On reality!
- Bruce
4.
Just a theory, GRAVITY is just a THEORY!
- Edward
3.
*David Attenborough voice* And here we see the creationist in its natural environment, between a rock and a hard place. We can tell it is of the young earth breed due to the way it reaches, grasping for straws but only clasps thin air…
2.
All right, PZ, you win! I will give you that damn iPod Touch!
1.
Things went from bad to worse when, as the bright light at the end of the tunnel cleared, Eric Hovind saw glorious Valhalla in all its splendor.
So congratulations to Janus Graydon of extheist.net, you have won the first Creationism Caption Competition! Without further ado, here is the caption and photo put together at last:
Things went from bad to worse when, as the bright light at the end of the tunnel cleared, Eric Hovind saw glorious Valhalla in all its splendor.
Keep your eyes peeled for a new caption competition in a few weeks, and feel free to send in suggestions of captionless photos!
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Woot!
And he did, by the way.
As a asatru believer I am insulted that someone would believe you could enter Valhalla without dying in combat.
Congrats Janus, and thanks for the lols. :-D
(And thanks Adrian for #5.) ;-)
Leponex. I don't understand why someone would be on a cliff unless they were engaged in glorious hand-to-hand combat over a buxom wench and flagon of mead.
Well, not entirely accurate, I suppose they could have been using swords, axes, or clubs, too.
At any rate, the picture was taken by the victor as a trophy of their victory. Occam's Razor tells us that this much is obvious.