Church of the Smashing Orangey Bit Responds to Atheist & Christian Billboards
Christians have recently begun putting billboards up claiming that the separation of church and state is not what the Founding Fathers wanted for America. This is actually quite true, since it is a well established fact in the Church of the Smashing Orangey Bit that both George Washington & Thomas Jefferson were devout Jaffalots. Far from wanting a separation of church and state, the Founding Fathers wanted a joining of the “state and cake” to honour McVities forever.
However, fundamentalist Christians stormed the proceedings, rewriting the constitution, and sending back all the Jaffa Cakes to England. This event is now known as the Boston Tea Party, because it was yet again covered up by Christian fundamentalists. By telling the population that the boxes contained tea, they tricked everyone into a riot, until no Jaffa Cakes remained and the snack was forgotten.
In retribution for this terrible event, the Church of the Smashing Orangey Bit has decided to put up our own billboards to counter the atheist and Christian versions. People may have forgotten the joining of state and cake, they may have forgotten Jaffa Cakes, but they will not forget McVities!
Thou shalt not eat Communion wafers.
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As is this, but only if Daniel Jackson has any sway with your attitude to your mythos.
This is obviously a serious religionesque advertising feature.
As is this, but only if Daniel Jackson has any sway with your attitude to your mythos.
This is obviously a serious religionesque advertising feature.
As is this, but only if Daniel Jackson has any sway with your attitude to your mythos.
This is obviously a serious religionesque advertising feature.
As is this, but only if Daniel Jackson has any sway with your attitude to your mythos.
This is obviously a serious religionesque advertising feature.
As is this, but only if Daniel Jackson has any sway with your attitude to your mythos.
This is obviously a serious religionesque advertising feature.
As is this, but only if Daniel Jackson has any sway with your attitude to your mythos.
Why screw Norway?
It's dogmatic law, that's why!