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Many atheists like to claim that one thing that would convince them of God is a religious prediction or theory that couldn’t have been explained logically at the time of conception, becoming scientific truth. I am happy to announce that today, such a miracle occurred. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has always supported the theory that the decline in Pirates has led to Global Warming. Pastafarianism’s greatest prophet Bobby Henderson has always used the evidence to claim this:

However, people have often claimed that this evidence is ridiculous as it only shows one side of the theory. No data has been recorded that shows a decreasing temperature caused by an increase in Pirates. That is, until today.

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Straight from the blog of the prophet Bobby Henderson himself:

Google.com is having a “Doodle 4 Google” contest and my Graphic Design class was requested to participate as an assignment.

Of course I used this as a medium to spread His noodly goodness.

I received much praise for the piece and I would like to share it with my fellow Pastafarian’s worldwide.

–Eric W.

All joking aside, I personally think this would make a great alternative logo for Google on 9th September for International Talk Like a Pirate Day.