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Apparently there is no limit to how low Catholics will sink to defend their crackers. After PZ Myers desecrated a cracker back in July, he received numerous emails expressing hate, including some death threats. Then, when a Canadian guy started posting videos of Eucharist desecration under the name “fsmdude” on YouTube, he received the same sort of thing. A Catholic also found out where he lived, and wrote a letter to his father, prompting him to take down his videos.

Crackergate continued though, and police showed up at fsmdude’s house one night. They had received reports that fsmdude might have a gun and was planning to murder children at a local school. fsmdude has a series of 3 videos re-enacting the talk he had to have with the police, which included him having to explain what “FSM” meant, and why Pastafarianism wasn’t a dangerous cult.

Seriously though, if Catholics want to defend their God, I have no problems with that. Just don’t make up blatent lies that accuse someone of being a terrorist. That is so low it’s actually sickening.

Many atheists like to claim that one thing that would convince them of God is a religious prediction or theory that couldn’t have been explained logically at the time of conception, becoming scientific truth. I am happy to announce that today, such a miracle occurred. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has always supported the theory that the decline in Pirates has led to Global Warming. Pastafarianism’s greatest prophet Bobby Henderson has always used the evidence to claim this:

However, people have often claimed that this evidence is ridiculous as it only shows one side of the theory. No data has been recorded that shows a decreasing temperature caused by an increase in Pirates. That is, until today.

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Straight from the blog of the prophet Bobby Henderson himself:

Google.com is having a “Doodle 4 Google” contest and my Graphic Design class was requested to participate as an assignment.

Of course I used this as a medium to spread His noodly goodness.

I received much praise for the piece and I would like to share it with my fellow Pastafarian’s worldwide.

–Eric W.

All joking aside, I personally think this would make a great alternative logo for Google on 9th September for International Talk Like a Pirate Day.