The Atheist Blogger

So yesterday was a snow day, and all my lectures were canceled! I was originally planning to go to the Christian Union’s lecture on “why does God limit my sexuality?”, although I had a massive change of plans. Let me put it this way: the last time it snowed in my area was several years ago, and the last time it really snowed was about a decade ago. There was no possible way I would miss out on any snow time, and when the chance to have a snowball fight came up, I couldn’t turn it down.

We decided to walk up to Windsor Great Park, but as soon as we walked out the door we were pelting each other with snowballs. It was actually a really good place to fight, because the parked cars made for great cover, and were covered in snow to make ammunition. A few neighbourhood kids turned up, and we got into a fight with them. Unfortunately they didn’t know when enough was enough, and they started to follow us as we continued our walk. Two of their friends joined us, and started throwing snowballs at very high speeds and with remarkably good accuracy. One of them collided with my face, knocked my glasses off my nose, and was unbelievably painful. We managed to shake them off, and proceed to walk to a local pub we knew. On the way I noticed a small evangelical church with a big “Jesus” sign, and, with my friend Dan on camera duty, I proceeded to pelt it with snowballs.

Take that you non-existent deity!

Once we got to the pub, we decided not to go to Windsor Park after all, as the people we were planning on fighting with weren’t going, and we had already had a snowball fight. My full album of photos from the day is available as a public facebook album here. The last few photos are most certainly NSFW for various reasons, mainly because they are pictures of a giant snow sculpture of the male sexual organ I made for a bet. I’m quite annoyed since it was stolen last night, but I guess I’ll just have to make a better one when it snows again later this week.

Decisions, decisions: Christian Gay-Bashing Lecture or a Snowball fight in Windsor Great Park?

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