The Atheist Blogger » tv http://atheistblogger.com Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:39:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Damn You FOX! http://atheistblogger.com/2009/05/31/damn-you-fox/ http://atheistblogger.com/2009/05/31/damn-you-fox/#comments Sun, 31 May 2009 09:00:46 +0000 Adrian Hayter http://atheistblogger.com/?p=1399 It’s been 7 years, and I still cannot believe they canceled Firefly. Every now and then I stumble upon a great clip from the show (of which there are an incredible number given the short run it had) and it makes me angry that this show isn’t picked up again. God is Pretend recently included a great clip of River Tam (my favourite character by far) “fixing” the Bible:

Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um… What?
[Pan over to River, who works on a book with pens, brushes, and loose pages.]
River: Bible’s broken. Contradictions, false logistics… doesn’t make sense.
Book: No, no. You -- you can’t…
River: So we’ll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God’s creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah’s ark is a problem.
Book: Really?
River: We’ll have to call it “early quantum state phenomenon”. Only way to fit 5,000 species of mammals on the same boat.
. . .
Book: River, you don’t… fix the Bible.
River: It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.
Book: It’s not about… making sense. It’s about believing in something. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It’s about faith. You don’t fix faith, River. It fixes you.

Oh River, you taught us so much; like how “the human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems“. If you haven’t watched Firefly, then go watch it on Hulu, or buy the DVD. If you simply don’t have the time, then the Wikiquotes article should give you a few laughs.

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Here is the video: http://current.com/items/89432918_an_atheist_s_view_on_religion

Anyway, I’ll let everyone know when the show goes on the air.

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