The Atheist Blogger

I’ve read a few of the current “Atheist Thirteen” meme posts that are going around, and that got me thinking. What would a fundamentalist Christian say if they had to answer the questions? Probably something like this:

Q1. How would you define “atheism”?

Satanism, devil-worship, false, Godless, infidels, idiotic, Hell-bound, unethical, evil…there are many words I could use. Atheists are evil wicked people with no morals who deserve Hell more than any murderer or rapist!

Q2. Was your upbringing religious? If so, what tradition?

Naturally. I was born a Baptist Christian and still follow our Lord Jesus Christ today. As a child I attended church every Sunday, and as I grew older I was born again and began to participate in church events, regularly attending services mid-week and at the weekends.

Q3. How would you describe “Intelligent Design”, using only one word?

Truth

Q4. What scientific endeavour really excites you?

As obvious in the previous question, Intelligent Design! It proves once and for all that Darwin and his followers are all trying to spread their wickedness and evil lies about Evilution. Only the truth will conquer their sham “science”!

Q5. If you could change one thing about the “atheist community”, what would it be and why?

There isn’t an Atheist community. My country is a Christian nation! The only communities are God’s communities. If any Atheists ever gather together God will smite them down for their evil, wicked, and sinful ways.

Q6. If your child came up to you and said “I’m joining the clergy”, what would be your first response?

I would thank the good Lord for blessing me with a child who is willing to do His work and fight the ways of evil.

Q7. What’s your favorite theistic argument, and how do you usually refute it?

I can’t refute the irrefutable. Look around at nature, the universe, everything. Does it look random to you? Does it look like everything is the result of chance or coincidence? No. Everything works in harmony and perfectly because it was made by a loving, caring, perfect God. Anyone who can’t see the beauty of the Lord’s work is a fool and will suffer for eternity in Hell.

Q8. What’s your most “controversial” viewpoint?

I have no controversial viewpoints, for my viewpoints are all Christian and they are the teachings of God. No government can dictate against the laws of God, and Jesus Christ will return and destroy the evil secularism, sending its followers to Hell.

Q9. Of the “Four Horsemen” (Dawkins, Dennett, Hitchens and Harris) who is your favourite, and why?

Dawkins. His false book “The God Delusion” has converted many over to the way of Christ with its impossible arguments and evil doctrine. Having converted many people won’t save him from the lakes of fire and Satan though.

Q10. If you could convince just one theistic person to abandon their beliefs, who would it be?

Any believer in a false God. Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Sikhs, etc will all suffer in Hell for eternity for their wrong and evil beliefs. I would make them abandon these false Gods and worship Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.