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I Have A Life! (Just)

Chicken Girl recently posted this meme on her blog. Out of 219 movies in a list, if you have watched more than 85 of them, you have no life. She had watched 37 of the movies, and so was pretty safe. Unfortunately for me, going through the list was a bit of an embarrassment; I had no idea how many crappy movies I’ve watched in my time…

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG
(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving -MAS
(x) Flubber (Orignial)
( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
( ) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
( ) Ocean’s Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bron Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
( ) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She’s All That
(x) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
( ) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
(x) x-Men
(x) x2
(x) x-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Kippendorf’s Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old-virgin
(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History
( ) Three
( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
(x) Kill Bill vol 1
() Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatri
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
(x) Battle Royale
(x) Battle Royale 2
( ) Brazil
(x) Contact
( ) Cube
( ) Dr. Strangelove
( ) Enlightenment Guaranteed
( ) Four Rooms
( ) Memento
( ) Pi
(x) Requiem for a Dream
( ) Pulp Fiction
( ) Reservoir Dogs
( ) Run Lola Run
( ) Russian Ark
(x) Serenity
( ) Sin City
( ) Snatch
( ) Spider
(x) The Sixth Sense
(x) The Village
( ) Waking Life
( ) Zatoichi
( ) Ikiru
( ) The Seven Samurai
( ) Brick
( ) Akira

Total: 77

So I have a life (just about). Of course, it probably doesn’t help that I’ve watched many many more movies than the ones on the list.

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  1. December 21st, 2008 at 01:47 | #1

    uh oh…102
    but i already knew i had no life.

  2. griffon8
    December 21st, 2008 at 02:50 | #2

    I've seen 76 of them, but not a subset of your 77. There are a lot in common though.

  3. December 21st, 2008 at 03:04 | #3

    78. I'm starting to get worried.

    You've never seen Dr. Strangelove? I thought everyone had seen Dr. Strangelove.

  4. December 21st, 2008 at 03:36 | #4

    Here's something that will shock you even more:

    I've never seen The Godfather

    …*ducks bottles*…

  5. EvidenceVsFaith
    December 21st, 2008 at 04:13 | #5

    I got 69 (lol).. But I'm sure there were perhaps a few here that I might have actually seen but I don't remember. Or at least don't remember/know the name of.
    I have seen a hell of a lot more films!
    Not only have you not seen terminator two (my favourite in the trilogy by far! The 1st is great too because its original and simple. But the 2nd does it for me.)
    No predator? I've seen 1 and 2 (I think the first rocked the 2nd sucked).
    No Pulp Fiction, res dogs or kill bill 2?
    It think the first kill bill was actually less stupid. And the end was great. But I liked the second one because it gave me laughs because it was so silly:)
    I prefer res dogs and pulp fiction I think. End scene in Kill Bill one is great. But it takes so long to get into it. I wanted more action, etc!
    I am sure there are some films on my list that you are amazed I haven't seen. I can think of a few. Raiders of the Lost Ark, I haven't seen. I haven't seen the sixth sense either.
    I've seen the sixth day though! Lol:P

  6. Almighty Carg
    December 21st, 2008 at 04:50 | #6

    Holy Crap! 84! Plus there's a half-dozen I want to see.

  7. December 21st, 2008 at 04:53 | #7

    Man, I don't I've seen more than a couple of these. No wonder I'm never very good at water-cooler small talk.

  8. Kalitro
    December 21st, 2008 at 10:00 | #8

    94, but age clearly matters here. I haven't seen Dr. Strangelove either, but I'm more surprised about Terminator 2.

  9. December 21st, 2008 at 12:46 | #9

    I've only seen 83 of them, I still have a life.

  10. December 22nd, 2008 at 02:57 | #10

    132

  11. Tian
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 | #11

    OMG you have not seen the predator!!!

  12. Francisco
    December 31st, 2008 at 11:15 | #12

    I've seen 121… :(

  13. Adam
    January 3rd, 2009 at 10:38 | #13

    OMG. 138. What the hell's the matter with me!? Too many late nights on HBO, Cinemax and Starz, I suppose….

  14. January 5th, 2009 at 07:58 | #14

    98 and counting. Unabashed and unashamed of it. Some movies do not deserved to be watched. Xp May I suggest Fight Club, Kung Fu Hustle, and The Seven Samurai? You'll still have a life afterwards.

  15. January 6th, 2009 at 03:34 | #15

    I was always afraid I had no social life, now there's hard data.
    http://friar-zero.blogspot.com/2009/01/get-life-m...

  16. Meh
    January 7th, 2009 at 09:01 | #16

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlWJl4vdok&fe...

    Here's a movie to add to your list.

  17. January 12th, 2009 at 04:18 | #17

    I got 77, too, although I didn't count double some of the movies with multiple versions that I have seen (or a couple where I suspect the newest release is what is mentioned, not the original, ancient version). As an earlier poster mentioned, age somewhat counts here. I certainly wouldn't label most of the ones I've seen as crappy movies.

    And everyone should see Rocky Horror Picture Show. At midnight. In a crowded theater. Bring a newspaper.

  18. latsot
    January 13th, 2009 at 07:20 | #18

    I watched predator 2 the other day. Somehow it managed to look more dated than the first one.

  19. Jared
    January 19th, 2009 at 01:59 | #19

    141 of these, and I am only 20

  20. Jared
    January 19th, 2009 at 02:00 | #20

    Whoa double post…. make that triple now.

  21. Dheak
    January 31st, 2009 at 09:00 | #21

    109, wow no life and no afterlife. What a pity, lol.

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